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renée.exe — portfolio ×

i built an audience by openly mocking the platform i was building it on. then i started writing essays, making skits, and doing stand-up about the same stuff. here's what that looks like in numbers.

no #1 linkedin hater
your unproblematic mother
stand-up & improv
tl;dv by day
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numbers.xls ×
the numbers
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linkedin followers
+166% year over year
they showed up for the shitposts
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tiktok video views
@pollyfockit
i suck at it but i like it
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what i make
substack
the expiry date on trends — essay thumbnail

essays

long-form writing about the internet, identity, marketing, grifters, and the absurdity of existing online for money.

tiktok + yt
tiktok skit grid — sam altman's mom, deadbeat coworker, b2b marketing

comedy skits

pov: improv character skits

linkedin
linkedin post with 223K impressions

organic social

text/image/vid ads that are satirical

irl
renée on stage at the windmill comedy club

stand-up & improv

what i do out of work

coming soon
why your comment section is deranged — video essay thumbnail

video essays

longer-form video.

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before i was a linkedin menace

i spent years doing ops in startups. the kind of work where you're simultaneously the project manager, the process person, the one fixing the spreadsheet, and the one explaining to the CEO why the spreadsheet matters.

i made this career map with Rohab Amir because a resume felt too boring and also because i genuinely don't know how to explain what i've done in a normal format.

renée's career map, illustrated by Rohab Amir. a sprawling hand-drawn world of comedy, newsletters, community, open mics, sketches, film, and character work.
illustrated by Rohab Amir
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greatest-hits.log ×
greatest hits
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things-people-said.txt ×
things people have said to me
"you're the only person who makes me not hate linkedin"
"i genuinely thought you were a parody account for the first three months"
"please stop"
"is this your real job?"
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let's make something.

open to collaborations, guest spots, speaking, writing commissions, and general internet stuff.

ready to send.encryption: vibes
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